Brett Kavanaugh and Clarence Thomas Are Real Turnoffs

a snarky look at a serious problem

Honey, the rapist in our bedroom? He has to leave. I won’t disrobe until he is disrobed. And that goes for his perjurer friends, too.

Nothing gets a woman out of the mood more quickly than having Brett Kavanaugh and Clarence Thomas in her bedroom. I mean, a rapist and a sex harasser? That can really kill the buzz.

Honey, I’m sorry but I just can’t. You need to get them out of here. Show them the door. Tell them to take their sorry asses and…