Completely different subject but parody of the same song. I wrote this years ago and had forgotten until now…

50 Ways to Love Your Liver

The answer is right before your eyes
you need to see
Your innards are throbbing
with increased intensity
I'd like to help in your struggle to be free
There must be 50 ways to love your liver.

50 ways to love your liver.

Cut out the rye, Cy
Stop swigging the ale, Gale
Just put down the schnapps, Pops
You gotta listen to me

Ditch the gin fizz, Liz
Lose the mai tai, Di
No need to explain, Shane
Just leave the Bacardi, Marty
And set yourself free.