How to Quit Smoking (the Planet)

Some easy familiar steps.

Isn’t it kind of stupid to take COP27 seriously?

When I decided to quit smoking, I consulted the experts. World leaders. People who know how to get things done. They’re busy (or at least acting busy) this week at COP27, so I spoke with them last week.

Taking advantage of their wisdom and experience, I developed this plan:

1. Get a bunch of people together to talk about quitting…