What If We Were Insensitive Assholes Like Them?

Can you even imagine being that cruel and clueless? I have a good imagination, but even the thought makes my skin crawl. Still, I wrote this to make you (and me) think.

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It’s all a lie.

Nobody’s dead in Florida and there was no deadly storm. If there were five dead (and there weren’t) they weren’t real. They were crisis actors. Part of the conspiracy.

Climate change is a hoax. The climate always changes. Nothing special is happening. It’s more of the same.

Just ask the governor. Well, actually he won’t even utter the words “climate change.” Nobody in the state government is allowed to. Which is as it should be.

If climate change were real, we’d see crazy unprecedented things. Like temperatures exceeding 100 degrees in Siberia. Or toxic orange smoke from super wildfires blanketing New York City and Washington D.C.

Or simply frequent new record highs for world temperatures.

(All of this and worse have happened)

Texans Don’t Fall For The Climate Lies, Either

Yes, my property insurance has gone way, WAY up but don’t blame climate change. It can’t possibly be that because, as we all know, climate change isn’t real.