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Journalist Puts Down Kristi Noem. Claims She Was Out Of Control and “Wouldn’t Listen” to Womens’ Demand For Reproductive Rights.
“She was out of control,” claims CNN’s Dana Bash. NOTE: this is satire.
“She was one bad puppy,” according to a statement released by the strong willed CNN correspondent who put Governor Noem to sleep with a bullet yesterday.
A few months back, Noem acknowledged that she supports the law in her state that would have forced a 10 year old girl to carry her rapist’s baby to term.
The girl, who was 6 weeks and 3 days pregnant fled Governor Noem’s state of South Dakota to a civilized place that respects the rights of girls and women.
Bash was cheered on by MAGA supporters as she was arrested. “I hated that woman,” said Bash. “She was untrainable.”
At press time, reports indicate Donald Trump has asked Bash to be his running mate.
Please follow me on Medium. I sort of miss the time when the worst a Republican would do to a dog is tie him to the roof of his station wagon.
