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Fiction. Get rich quick!
It’s not about my politics. I’m in it for the money. I know it makes some people mad — and others ecstatic. People’s emotions are their problem. This is business. I don’t make people’s emotions. I just take advantage of what’s there.
When the Texas abortion bounty law passed, everybody else saw politics. I saw a business opportunity. And I took it. Why leave money on the table?
We’re talking MONEY. Big money. You see, in Texas, anybody who successfully sues someone who is attempting to provide or help someone get an illegal abortion — and nearly any abortion is illegal in Texas — can get a bounty of $10,000 MINIMUM from the State. I decided I want a cut of that money. Of the big money!
Now, nobody needs my app — $nitch — to collect. The State of Texas has a free website that you use to apply for the bounty. But $nitch makes it EASY! It fills out the digital paperwork for you. And not only that, $nitch finds you all kinds of other profitable opportunities to snitch. There are bounties for so many things now!
We’ve really created something big. It’s like we’ve brought the Stasi to America.
We anticipated the monetary benefit, but not the cultural impact. The attacks on us had me worried at first. But, as they say, there’s no such thing as bad publicity. America is filled with…
