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The Short Terrible Reign of The Deplorables
What a motley crew of losers and fools.
They won’t be around for 4 years. If we do our jobs right, they’ll be gone within a year.
I’m talking about the horrible group of ne’er-do-wells who form the current administration in Washington, D.C.
I mean, look at them! Have you ever seen a more unimpressive bunch in all your life?
The secretary of defense is a misogynistic alcoholic. The secretary of homeland security is an unrepentant—no, proud—puppy killer. The secretary of health and human services attacks vaccines and promotes the return of measles and polio. And—incredibly—tells us himself that a worm ate his brain! El Presidente is a bombastic senile fool who cheats at golf and throws tantrums like a spoilt child.
You cannot make this stuff up. My own imagination—of which I’m proud—is woefully insufficient to invent such a cast of ridiculous characters.
“Efficiency”
Under the guise of “efficiency,” these doofuses sharply cut our paid benefits, while gutting our treasury for their personal benefit. They are so clueless that they think we will believe them.
Of course, we won’t and we are already on the march.
