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The year is 2000, and the SCOTUS has just overruled the American voter and put a Texas oilman in the White House. Crazy? You don’t (yet) know the meaning of crazy.
Don’t give me that look. I’m telling you. This is what is going to happen. In 2016, we will elect a president that is a complete and utter disaster. One that makes the current situation look like a quaint joke.
Remember when we elected a grade B movie star president? Twice? And he was 77 at the end of his 2nd term. Well, in 2024, the two leading candidates for president will be older than that. The incumbent candidate will be 81 and everyone will be focusing on HIS age, even though his opponent will be 77.
I’m not kidding. In fact, I’m just getting started. Yeah, there’s more.
Getting Away With Everything
The sitting president, the OCTOGENARIAN, will be running against a former president. A former president who was impeached twice. A former president who insulted veterans, who was found legally guilty of sexual assault, who — as I said — was twice impeached. A former president who incited an insurrection, live on TV, in an attempt to retain his office after losing in his first re-election attempt.
Yeah, after all that, he’s back. The disgraced ex-president. And he’s popular enough…
